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At least look like you care

Sep 8, 2026

At least look like you care

As football season begins, Seattle's baseball team looks like it can't wait for the season to end.

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Does Jason Myers pass the sniff test?

Sep 1, 2026

Does Jason Myers pass the sniff test?

I have a theory that kickers are like milk: Once they've turned you've got to throw 'em out. So where do we stand with Jason Myers?

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A matter of balls and strikes

Aug 28, 2026

A matter of balls and strikes

Turns out that Anthropic's AI model can't hold a candle to me when it comes to knowing the Mariners' history of testicular injuries.

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Too ugly to ignore

Aug 19, 2026

Too ugly to ignore

There's a clarity that comes from losses as embarrassing as the one Seattle just suffered in Milwaukee.

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Law & Order: NFL

Aug 14, 2026

Law & Order: NFL

When it comes to players accused of crimes, justice doesn't have all that much to do with the decisions NFL teams make.

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A-Rod is not exactly the prodigal son

Aug 5, 2026

A-Rod is not exactly the prodigal son

Seattle might very well be ready to welcome Alex Rodriguez back this weekend. I'm not, though, and I kinda hope others feel the same way.

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The problem with the Luis Castillo deal

Aug 3, 2026

The problem with the Luis Castillo deal

The Mariners remain so budget conscious they must rob Peter to pay Paul or -- in this case -- trade Castillo to create spending room.

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Diary of a Mariners fan

Aug 3, 2026

Diary of a Mariners fan

Why did Seattle let Colt Emerson struggle for so freaking long?

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✏️ You win some, you learn some
LockSimple

Oct 1, 2024

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✏️ You win some, you learn some

Seattle's offense has a better coordinator and a game-breaking back. Now the Seahawks just need a defense to go with it.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
The world's most reasonable fan
LockSimple

Oct 1, 2024

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The world's most reasonable fan

I assume there are some people who are hopping mad about Washington's 3-2 record. I -- however -- am entirely too reasonable for such silliness.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
🚌 On the road: Piscataway, N.J.
LockSimple

Sep 27, 2024

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🚌 On the road: Piscataway, N.J.

The Huskies' first conferrence road game in the Big Ten is just an hour's drive ... if you live in Manhattan.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
The kid is gonna' be all right 👍️

Sep 25, 2024

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The kid is gonna' be all right 👍️

Julio Rodriguez is a hell of a player who made a terrible mistake at a crucial moment. I just don't think it's any more than that.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
Seattle is making its layups
LockSimple

Sep 23, 2024

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Seattle is making its layups

While the Seahawks opponents haven't been anything to write home about, you couldn't ask their record to be any better than what it is.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
Easy like Sunday ... afternoon?
LockSimple

Sep 23, 2024

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Easy like Sunday ... afternoon?

The Seahawks never trailed, and experienced only a couple of moments of real uncertainty as they improved to 3-0 for the eighth time in franchise history.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
Is that the smell of ... confidence?
LockSimple

Sep 20, 2024

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Is that the smell of ... confidence?

Two teams in town should be feeling pretty good on Monday, and no, I'm not talking about the Mariners.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
Benefits of buying a used QB 🚗

Sep 18, 2024

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Benefits of buying a used QB 🚗

Geno Smith, Sam Darnold and Baker Mayfield showed the value that can be found in picking up a car that other teams have deemed a lemon.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
Geno Smith schools 'em, again 🚌

Sep 16, 2024

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Geno Smith schools 'em, again 🚌

Our weekly list of three things we learned starts with the quarterback I don't think could have done anything better in Sunday's game.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
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DANNY O’NEIL

A veteran sports journalist and accidental radio host, I show founders, entrepreneurs and aspiring executives how to connect with an audience, building their personal brands and creating awareness of their expertise.

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