Sep 23, 2026
Never trust a reporter with two last names and a feud with one of those moronic Paul brothers
Sep 21, 2026
The Dark Side's ability to choke out an opponent was on full display in the desert.
Sep 17, 2026
I'm putting a microscope over the final 5 minutes of NFL games this season to get a better understanding of end-game strategy.
Sep 16, 2026
Plus, the ratings are in for the Seahawks' season-opener, reminding me of why I don't think anyone should care about TV ratings
Sep 14, 2026
Jedd Fisch tried to make a statement at the end of his team's underwhelming performance and it almost bit him in the butt.
Sep 10, 2026
Do not taunt the End Zone of Destiny. Do not tempt fate in that particular corner of Seattle's stadium, either.
Sep 8, 2026
As football season begins, Seattle's baseball team looks like it can't wait for the season to end.
Sep 1, 2026
I have a theory that kickers are like milk: Once they've turned you've got to throw 'em out. So where do we stand with Jason Myers?
Grudgery
May 22, 2026
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2 min read
I tend to cling to every perceived slight or implied disrespect. I came across an interview this week that showed the benefits I could get by using words to explain how I feel.
May 18, 2026
3 min read
I was all ready to point out the flaws I saw in a recent Seattle Times. Then I changed my mind, which means I'm at risk of becoming a more mature person.
1 min read
The best thing you can say about the Mariners right now is that they play in the worst division of an uninspiring American League.
May 6, 2026
If only the issues with Andrés Muñoz were as easy to solve as my Lucky Lager-like pictogram about Seattle's bullpen problems.
Apr 30, 2026
When I quit drinking in 2017, it felt like an admission of weakness. It unlocked a strength I never would have had otherwise.
Apr 24, 2026
4 min read
Some people remain certain the Seahawks are screwing up their drafts. I, on the other hand, am willing to admit that I've been beaten.
Apr 17, 2026
A day later, I'm still fuming about the day Mariners announcer Angie Mentink was subjected to especially because I don't think she did anything wrong.
Apr 13, 2026
10 min read
You can't sleep with the elephants, which is why photographs of an NFL coach and a reporter have caused quite a stir inside my former profession.
Apr 9, 2026
The Mariners' infield defense was a letdown on Wednesday, but on the plus side, I found a way to let go of something that bothered me.
