Sep 8, 2026
As football season begins, Seattle's baseball team looks like it can't wait for the season to end.
Sep 1, 2026
I have a theory that kickers are like milk: Once they've turned you've got to throw 'em out. So where do we stand with Jason Myers?
Aug 28, 2026
Turns out that Anthropic's AI model can't hold a candle to me when it comes to knowing the Mariners' history of testicular injuries.
Aug 19, 2026
There's a clarity that comes from losses as embarrassing as the one Seattle just suffered in Milwaukee.
Aug 14, 2026
When it comes to players accused of crimes, justice doesn't have all that much to do with the decisions NFL teams make.
Aug 5, 2026
Seattle might very well be ready to welcome Alex Rodriguez back this weekend. I'm not, though, and I kinda hope others feel the same way.
Aug 3, 2026
The Mariners remain so budget conscious they must rob Peter to pay Paul or -- in this case -- trade Castillo to create spending room.
Why did Seattle let Colt Emerson struggle for so freaking long?
Apr 17, 2026
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3 min read
A day later, I'm still fuming about the day Mariners announcer Angie Mentink was subjected to especially because I don't think she did anything wrong.
Apr 13, 2026
10 min read
You can't sleep with the elephants, which is why photographs of an NFL coach and a reporter have caused quite a stir inside my former profession.
Apr 9, 2026
4 min read
The Mariners' infield defense was a letdown on Wednesday, but on the plus side, I found a way to let go of something that bothered me.
Grudgery
Apr 6, 2026
12 min read
The shoe is on the other foot this week as I figure out what to do after a former co-worker addressed me in a fairly pointed video.
Apr 2, 2026
7 min read
Big Brother now has the final word on balls and strikes in baseball, and I've thoroughly enjoyed watching the guys behind the plate get humbled.
Mar 30, 2026
9 min read
Were you wondering where to watch the Mariners? You weren't alone, and that uncertainty is the result of a seismic changes in how we will watch sports.
Mar 25, 2026
8 min read
With the NBA inching its way back toward Seattle, someone in Oklahoma City decided that he wants an apology. OK. Here you go.
Mar 23, 2026
I finally got around to reading this magazine story everyone has been buzzing about, and I stepped into a steaming pile of abject hackery.
Mar 11, 2026
I'm not certain how mad Randy Arozarena is or isn't about Cal Raleigh declining a handshake. I'm certain some Mariner fans will be furious I'm bringing it up, though.
