Sep 1, 2026
I have a theory that kickers are like milk: Once they've turned you've got to throw 'em out. So where do we stand with Jason Myers?
Aug 28, 2026
Turns out that Anthropic's AI model can't hold a candle to me when it comes to knowing the Mariners' history of testicular injuries.
Aug 19, 2026
There's a clarity that comes from losses as embarrassing as the one Seattle just suffered in Milwaukee.
Aug 14, 2026
When it comes to players accused of crimes, justice doesn't have all that much to do with the decisions NFL teams make.
Aug 5, 2026
Seattle might very well be ready to welcome Alex Rodriguez back this weekend. I'm not, though, and I kinda hope others feel the same way.
Aug 3, 2026
The Mariners remain so budget conscious they must rob Peter to pay Paul or -- in this case -- trade Castillo to create spending room.
Why did Seattle let Colt Emerson struggle for so freaking long?
Jul 30, 2026
The Seahawks player I'm most interested in watching this month doesn't have much of a chance of playing this year.
Dec 27, 2022
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I've cooked up a conspiracy theory that explains what happened to the Broncos, and while I concede I'm making this story up, I'm not sure it's any more ridiculous than what has actually transpired.
Dec 26, 2022
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The Seahawks are very much "mid" as the kids say these days, and that's a very difficult place to be in the NFL because I'm not sure what it is they do well other than kick.
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Seattle's route to the playoffs got (slightly) worse with Saturday's loss in Kansas City.
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The update on Seattle's current draft position in the first round of the upcoming NFL draft.
Dec 23, 2022
10 min read
No matter how far behind you feel, you're way ahead of me back in 2005 when my gift-giving indecision left me with in a pretty profound predicament late on Christmas Eve.
Dec 20, 2022
11 min read
I've always joked about my willingness to hold grudges, but I wasn't really kidding. Over the past year, though, I've learned about what you can gain by giving up on that resentment.
Dec 16, 2022
Thursday's game showed pretty clearly what Seattle needs if it's going to close the gap that exists between this Seahawks team and the 49ers.
Dec 15, 2022
12 min read
Nobody is better at explaining the intricacies of football, and no one is more capable of turning an interview into a smoking heap of awkward. Both of those realities were on display Wednesday.
Before the season-opener, I underestimated the tendency for chaos when Seattle plays at home at night. I won't make that mistake again.
