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At least look like you care

Sep 8, 2026

At least look like you care

As football season begins, Seattle's baseball team looks like it can't wait for the season to end.

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Does Jason Myers pass the sniff test?

Sep 1, 2026

Does Jason Myers pass the sniff test?

I have a theory that kickers are like milk: Once they've turned you've got to throw 'em out. So where do we stand with Jason Myers?

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A matter of balls and strikes

Aug 28, 2026

A matter of balls and strikes

Turns out that Anthropic's AI model can't hold a candle to me when it comes to knowing the Mariners' history of testicular injuries.

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Too ugly to ignore

Aug 19, 2026

Too ugly to ignore

There's a clarity that comes from losses as embarrassing as the one Seattle just suffered in Milwaukee.

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Law & Order: NFL

Aug 14, 2026

Law & Order: NFL

When it comes to players accused of crimes, justice doesn't have all that much to do with the decisions NFL teams make.

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A-Rod is not exactly the prodigal son

Aug 5, 2026

A-Rod is not exactly the prodigal son

Seattle might very well be ready to welcome Alex Rodriguez back this weekend. I'm not, though, and I kinda hope others feel the same way.

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The problem with the Luis Castillo deal

Aug 3, 2026

The problem with the Luis Castillo deal

The Mariners remain so budget conscious they must rob Peter to pay Paul or -- in this case -- trade Castillo to create spending room.

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Diary of a Mariners fan

Aug 3, 2026

Diary of a Mariners fan

Why did Seattle let Colt Emerson struggle for so freaking long?

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Wham, bam thank you Sam

Jan 26, 2026

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Wham, bam thank you Sam

Seattle's defense was the team's strength this season. It's their quarterback who put them in the Super Bowl, though.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
A salute to Seattle's Boss Hawk

Jan 22, 2026

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A salute to Seattle's Boss Hawk

Have you had doubts about whether John Schneider could get the Seahawks back to the top? You shouldn't after this season.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil

Grudgery

 Birds of a feather grudge together
LockSimple

Jan 22, 2026

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Birds of a feather grudge together

An experiment at my alma mater showed that crows have a sharp memory when it comes to people who've harmed them. In other words: I think I found my spirit animal!

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
The best of the (NFC) West

Jan 19, 2026

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The best of the (NFC) West

A third act vs. the Rams feels like a fitting climax for a season in which Seattle's road to the divisional title is the same as the gauntlet it must run to reach its 4th Super Bowl.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
🛖 If you're looking for the 49ers ...

Jan 18, 2026

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🛖 If you're looking for the 49ers ...

Seattle might still have them back in the woodshed administering a beating that was reminiscent of the Week 18 game only with everything going Seattle's way.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
🚌 Sam Darnold's driving school 🚌

Jan 16, 2026

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🚌 Sam Darnold's driving school 🚌

The instruction manual has been simplified over these past two months, and the Seahawks would prefer it stay that way!

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
⚡️ 3 choices that jump-started the Seahawks ⚡️

Jan 15, 2026

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⚡️ 3 choices that jump-started the Seahawks ⚡️

Seattle will host a divisional playoff game for the first time in 11 years. Here are three specific decisions that got them here.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
You know what always cheers me up?

Jan 12, 2026

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You know what always cheers me up?

The Oregon Ducks getting dragged around the field by an ear lobe, which is exactly what happened in their semifinal game in Atlanta.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
All's well that ends well?

Jan 9, 2026

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All's well that ends well?

Not necessarily. While Demond Williams isn't going to transfer, not

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
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DANNY O’NEIL

A veteran sports journalist and accidental radio host, I show founders, entrepreneurs and aspiring executives how to connect with an audience, building their personal brands and creating awareness of their expertise.

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