Sep 8, 2026
As football season begins, Seattle's baseball team looks like it can't wait for the season to end.
Sep 1, 2026
I have a theory that kickers are like milk: Once they've turned you've got to throw 'em out. So where do we stand with Jason Myers?
Aug 28, 2026
Turns out that Anthropic's AI model can't hold a candle to me when it comes to knowing the Mariners' history of testicular injuries.
Aug 19, 2026
There's a clarity that comes from losses as embarrassing as the one Seattle just suffered in Milwaukee.
Aug 14, 2026
When it comes to players accused of crimes, justice doesn't have all that much to do with the decisions NFL teams make.
Aug 5, 2026
Seattle might very well be ready to welcome Alex Rodriguez back this weekend. I'm not, though, and I kinda hope others feel the same way.
Aug 3, 2026
The Mariners remain so budget conscious they must rob Peter to pay Paul or -- in this case -- trade Castillo to create spending room.
Why did Seattle let Colt Emerson struggle for so freaking long?
Apr 28, 2025
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I don't mean that in a bad way, though. Seattle spent an unprecedented number of picks on that side of the ball, which tells us a number of things about this team's direction.
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If you threw an on-air fit like Mel Kiper Jr. did on Saturday, you'd probably be embarrassed. That's only because you possess some degree of self-awareness, though.
Apr 21, 2025
Seattle has a suddenly potent lineup, the Seahawks are again threatening to pass at quarterback and Cal Raleigh finds himself in another international incident.
Apr 4, 2025
Geno Smith's new extension in Las Vegas makes it clear that the sticking point with the Seahawks wasn't the cash, but the level of commitment.
Mar 31, 2025
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Seattle's pitching looked every bit as good as advertised. That wasn't enough to outweigh an offense that was sparse.
Mar 24, 2025
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UConn's coach and West Virginia's governor are just two names on a long list of folks who need to learn to take an 'L.'
Mar 17, 2025
Seattle's GM didn't splurge on free-agent OL help. He did do something that was out of character for him with two of Seattle's most recent additions, however.
Mar 12, 2025
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You can question a number of things about Seattle's general manager. His willingness to put his butt on the line, however, is not one of them.
I asked The Apostrophians to provide their reactions to this week's changes, and did they ever respond.