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Does Jason Myers pass the sniff test?

Sep 1, 2026

Does Jason Myers pass the sniff test?

I have a theory that kickers are like milk: Once they've turned you've got to throw 'em out. So where do we stand with Jason Myers?

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A matter of balls and strikes

Aug 28, 2026

A matter of balls and strikes

Turns out that Anthropic's AI model can't hold a candle to me when it comes to knowing the Mariners' history of testicular injuries.

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Too ugly to ignore

Aug 19, 2026

Too ugly to ignore

There's a clarity that comes from losses as embarrassing as the one Seattle just suffered in Milwaukee.

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Law & Order: NFL

Aug 14, 2026

Law & Order: NFL

When it comes to players accused of crimes, justice doesn't have all that much to do with the decisions NFL teams make.

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A-Rod is not exactly the prodigal son

Aug 5, 2026

A-Rod is not exactly the prodigal son

Seattle might very well be ready to welcome Alex Rodriguez back this weekend. I'm not, though, and I kinda hope others feel the same way.

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The problem with the Luis Castillo deal

Aug 3, 2026

The problem with the Luis Castillo deal

The Mariners remain so budget conscious they must rob Peter to pay Paul or -- in this case -- trade Castillo to create spending room.

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Diary of a Mariners fan

Aug 3, 2026

Diary of a Mariners fan

Why did Seattle let Colt Emerson struggle for so freaking long?

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Mariners stuck in the middle ... again

Jul 30, 2026

Mariners stuck in the middle ... again

The Seahawks player I'm most interested in watching this month doesn't have much of a chance of playing this year.

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Geno Smith to get a high-wire opportunity 😨

Aug 28, 2024

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Geno Smith to get a high-wire opportunity 😨

This offense has catapulted QBs to prosperity, but doesn't have a safety net.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
Three things we learned from August
LockSimple

Aug 26, 2024

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Three things we learned from August

Derick Hall is exciting, Geno Smith can handle pressure but we've still got questions.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
Mariners pick a fall guy
LockSimple

Aug 23, 2024

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Mariners pick a fall guy

There are a number of explanations for Scott Servais's firing, none are all that persuasive..

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
The Seahawks make a tactical change

Aug 21, 2024

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The Seahawks make a tactical change

Seattle's culture was fine. The scheme, however, needed a refresh.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
Derick Hall chose VIOLENCE 👿
LockSimple

Aug 19, 2024

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Derick Hall chose VIOLENCE 👿

Not since Brandon Browner covered punts has Seattle seen such a singular swath of destruction.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
It was like deja vu all over again
LockSimple

Aug 16, 2024

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It was like deja vu all over again

I'm actually starting to laugh at the Mariners insistence on playing the same sad song.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
The curious case of Kenneth Walker

Aug 14, 2024

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The curious case of Kenneth Walker

The training camp quotes are glowing, the stats say something else.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
Three things we learned from the Seahawks preseason opener
LockSimple

Aug 12, 2024

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Three things we learned from the Seahawks preseason opener

Two encouraging signs for Seattle's defense, one important change on offense.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
Zen and the art of Mariner maintenance
LockSimple

Aug 9, 2024

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Zen and the art of Mariner maintenance

A leaping catch takes from Seattle, a diving attempt gives. So goes life.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
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DANNY O’NEIL

A veteran sports journalist and accidental radio host, I show founders, entrepreneurs and aspiring executives how to connect with an audience, building their personal brands and creating awareness of their expertise.

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