Sep 1, 2026
I have a theory that kickers are like milk: Once they've turned you've got to throw 'em out. So where do we stand with Jason Myers?
Aug 28, 2026
Turns out that Anthropic's AI model can't hold a candle to me when it comes to knowing the Mariners' history of testicular injuries.
Aug 19, 2026
There's a clarity that comes from losses as embarrassing as the one Seattle just suffered in Milwaukee.
Aug 14, 2026
When it comes to players accused of crimes, justice doesn't have all that much to do with the decisions NFL teams make.
Aug 5, 2026
Seattle might very well be ready to welcome Alex Rodriguez back this weekend. I'm not, though, and I kinda hope others feel the same way.
Aug 3, 2026
The Mariners remain so budget conscious they must rob Peter to pay Paul or -- in this case -- trade Castillo to create spending room.
Why did Seattle let Colt Emerson struggle for so freaking long?
Jul 30, 2026
The Seahawks player I'm most interested in watching this month doesn't have much of a chance of playing this year.
Mar 10, 2023
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Seattle's deal with Geno Smith is one that truly epitomizes the skill level of John Schneider's decision making when it comes to quarterbacks.
Mar 6, 2023
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The question isn't whether Seattle will place the franchise tag on Geno Smith by the Tuesday deadline, but whether the two sides will agree to a multi-year contract.
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Ric Bucher, a long-time NBA reporter who is so sick of his own job that he decided to tell Kevin Durant to get married.
Mar 2, 2023
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I'm not minimizing the actions of Georgia defensive lineman, I'm not just not magnifying them like I expect so many others will to blame him for the tragic outcome of a fatal crash.
Feb 27, 2023
Russell Wilson wasn't the first Seahawk to challenge the bosses. He's just the first one who thought ownership might choose to keep him over the coach and GM.
Feb 24, 2023
The most interesting thing about The Athletic's story isn't what Russ wanted Seattle to do, but what happened once Denver did what he wanted.
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"Sports fans aren't sane or rational when their favorite teams are involved," said Clay Travis. I think the same dynamic is increasingly accurate in describing the nature of political opinions.
Feb 22, 2023
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I made it four paragraphs into the latest what-if-he-turns-the-corner story about the Mariners outfielder before deciding I'm not wasting my spring doing that again.
Darren Rovell earns admission to the Online Clown Posse with an thoroughly ignorant description of Michael Jordan's recruitment to North Carolina.
