Sep 1, 2026
I have a theory that kickers are like milk: Once they've turned you've got to throw 'em out. So where do we stand with Jason Myers?
Aug 28, 2026
Turns out that Anthropic's AI model can't hold a candle to me when it comes to knowing the Mariners' history of testicular injuries.
Aug 19, 2026
There's a clarity that comes from losses as embarrassing as the one Seattle just suffered in Milwaukee.
Aug 14, 2026
When it comes to players accused of crimes, justice doesn't have all that much to do with the decisions NFL teams make.
Aug 5, 2026
Seattle might very well be ready to welcome Alex Rodriguez back this weekend. I'm not, though, and I kinda hope others feel the same way.
Aug 3, 2026
The Mariners remain so budget conscious they must rob Peter to pay Paul or -- in this case -- trade Castillo to create spending room.
Why did Seattle let Colt Emerson struggle for so freaking long?
Jul 30, 2026
The Seahawks player I'm most interested in watching this month doesn't have much of a chance of playing this year.
Jul 29, 2022
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The tonal shift in the discussion of the Saudi-backed pro-golf circuit suggests a distinct lack of spinal fortitude in the American sports-media industry.
3 min read
A running collection of the most unusual discoveries in the untamed wilderness that is the Internet circa 2022.
Jul 22, 2022
7 min read
Turns out California's governor might be as mad as I am about UCLA's departure from the 107-year-old conference, and a guy I used to work didn't care for my newsletter earlier this week.
UCLA's departure to the Big Ten caught the state's governor off guard. He's pissed and the political fallout is just getting started in that state.
Jul 20, 2022
8 min read
When a former colleague took the time to offer his reasoned critique of a recent effort, I thought it was really important that I take the time to truly understand where he was coming from.
So how often do bad teams win 14 games in a row? The answer to that question is pure encouragement to Mariner fans though I'm dealing with a bit of a personal problem here.
Jul 19, 2022
Let's look to the last 50 years of history to find out how teams that win 14 in a row during a single season fare. Hint: It's pretty good.
6 min read
Age heaps indignities upon us all. I just wish that at 47, I'd stop getting pimples, which all things considered, doesn't seem like all that big of an ask.
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The Dang Apostrophe's index to the unusual, the offbeat and the unbelievably interesting developments outside the borders of the United States.
