Sep 1, 2026
I have a theory that kickers are like milk: Once they've turned you've got to throw 'em out. So where do we stand with Jason Myers?
Aug 28, 2026
Turns out that Anthropic's AI model can't hold a candle to me when it comes to knowing the Mariners' history of testicular injuries.
Aug 19, 2026
There's a clarity that comes from losses as embarrassing as the one Seattle just suffered in Milwaukee.
Aug 14, 2026
When it comes to players accused of crimes, justice doesn't have all that much to do with the decisions NFL teams make.
Aug 5, 2026
Seattle might very well be ready to welcome Alex Rodriguez back this weekend. I'm not, though, and I kinda hope others feel the same way.
Aug 3, 2026
The Mariners remain so budget conscious they must rob Peter to pay Paul or -- in this case -- trade Castillo to create spending room.
Why did Seattle let Colt Emerson struggle for so freaking long?
Jul 30, 2026
The Seahawks player I'm most interested in watching this month doesn't have much of a chance of playing this year.
Jun 1, 2022
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Seattle walloped the Orioles, Julio Rodriguez hurt an umpire in his feelings and I've got a few (more) thoughts on the member of the Bay Area media who trolled a player he covered.
May 31, 2022
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The Mariners rack up the hits, Joc Pederson takes a Will Smith-style slap delivered by a Reds outfielder and we experiment with a new format here at The Dang Apostrophe.
May 26, 2022
The problem isn't that the Mariners spent too much money on Robbie Ray. It's that they've spent too little on other veterans over the past three years, putting too much pressure too soon on prospects.
May 24, 2022
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The Mariners are 42 games into this fourth season in which they're building for a better tomorrow. Pardon me while I throw a temper tantrum in the backseat because I'm currently sick of this journey.
May 20, 2022
I don't know exactly what has happened to Earl Thomas in the three years since he left Seattle. I just know that the story makes me incredibly sad.
May 17, 2022
The NBA guard's migration from on-court pest to off-court troll can be traced back to the league's decision to get rid of fist fights. It insulated jerks from the consequenes of their actions.
May 16, 2022
Julio Rodriguez's incredible Sunday is a cause for hope, but it shouldn't stop us from looking at why so many of the Mariners top prospects have sputtered in the big leagues.
May 6, 2022
8 min read
I remain puzzled as to Seattle's insistence on drafting running backs in the first two rounds of the draft, but on the positive side, I absolutely love the rookie pass rusher's shoes!
May 4, 2022
9 min read
I'm not saying anyone SHOULD get punched in the mouth for something they say, but many people have lost touch with the very reasonable fear that they COULD get punched.
