Oct 12, 2026
Every time Sam Darnold throws an interception I hear Chris Rock's voice talking about a tiger's natural inclinations.
Oct 7, 2026
One national reporter consistently gets health updates on the Huskies, and he's happy to tell you how young Washington is.
Oct 5, 2026
You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs, and you can't have a dominant defense without battering a few opponents.
Oct 1, 2026
One game into the conference season and Washington is in real trouble. I'm just glad our neighbors to the south haven't noticed.
Sep 30, 2026
Vikings and Raiders thriving in end-of-half game management this season as well as a QB no one wants to talk about (for good reason).
Sep 28, 2026
UW's Jedd Fisch has an issue telling time while life with Sam Darnold requires enduring the occasionally back-breaking turnover.
Sep 23, 2026
Never trust a reporter with two last names and a feud with one of those moronic Paul brothers
Sep 21, 2026
The Dark Side's ability to choke out an opponent was on full display in the desert.
Jun 13, 2022
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The rookie cornerback looks like something out of 2013, Chris Carson's return is in doubt and Drew Lock is more than a big-armed pocket-passer.
Jun 7, 2022
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Jun 6, 2022
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That was the ninth-inning summary for me and the Mariners on Sunday as I had to watch the replay of an improbable comeback because I turned off the TV in disgust to walk to Bloodbath & Beyond.
Jun 3, 2022
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Trigger words, the Mariners win a three-game series against their East Coast stepbrother and another example of why no one likes Josh Donaldson.
Jun 1, 2022
Seattle walloped the Orioles, Julio Rodriguez hurt an umpire in his feelings and I've got a few (more) thoughts on the member of the Bay Area media who trolled a player he covered.
May 31, 2022
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The Mariners rack up the hits, Joc Pederson takes a Will Smith-style slap delivered by a Reds outfielder and we experiment with a new format here at The Dang Apostrophe.
May 26, 2022
The problem isn't that the Mariners spent too much money on Robbie Ray. It's that they've spent too little on other veterans over the past three years, putting too much pressure too soon on prospects.
May 24, 2022
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The Mariners are 42 games into this fourth season in which they're building for a better tomorrow. Pardon me while I throw a temper tantrum in the backseat because I'm currently sick of this journey.
May 20, 2022
I don't know exactly what has happened to Earl Thomas in the three years since he left Seattle. I just know that the story makes me incredibly sad.