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'Darnold went Darnold'

Oct 12, 2026

'Darnold went Darnold'

Every time Sam Darnold throws an interception I hear Chris Rock's voice talking about a tiger's natural inclinations.

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Insider trading: The X's and O's of a scoop

Oct 7, 2026

Insider trading: The X's and O's of a scoop

One national reporter consistently gets health updates on the Huskies, and he's happy to tell you how young Washington is.

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The snarl and the swagger

Oct 5, 2026

The snarl and the swagger

You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs, and you can't have a dominant defense without battering a few opponents.

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Just trying to keep my head down

Oct 1, 2026

Just trying to keep my head down

One game into the conference season and Washington is in real trouble. I'm just glad our neighbors to the south haven't noticed.

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Clock Watch: Chargers are cheeks

Sep 30, 2026

Clock Watch: Chargers are cheeks

Vikings and Raiders thriving in end-of-half game management this season as well as a QB no one wants to talk about (for good reason).

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Two losses, two very different lessons

Sep 28, 2026

Two losses, two very different lessons

UW's Jedd Fisch has an issue telling time while life with Sam Darnold requires enduring the occasionally back-breaking turnover.

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Err check: Graham Bensinger

Sep 23, 2026

Err check: Graham Bensinger

Never trust a reporter with two last names and a feud with one of those moronic Paul brothers

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Seattle's death grip

Sep 21, 2026

Seattle's death grip

The Dark Side's ability to choke out an opponent was on full display in the desert.

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Three things I learned from minicamp
LockSimple

Jun 13, 2022

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Three things I learned from minicamp

The rookie cornerback looks like something out of 2013, Chris Carson's return is in doubt and Drew Lock is more than a big-armed pocket-passer.

Bad blood in Texas, a fresh start in Seattle
LockSimple

Jun 7, 2022

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Bad blood in Texas, a fresh start in Seattle

Three runs, four hits and an untimely errand
LockSimple

Jun 6, 2022

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Three runs, four hits and an untimely errand

That was the ninth-inning summary for me and the Mariners on Sunday as I had to watch the replay of an improbable comeback because I turned off the TV in disgust to walk to Bloodbath & Beyond.

The time Jim Moore made Jerry Dipoto mad
LockSimple

Jun 3, 2022

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The time Jim Moore made Jerry Dipoto mad

Trigger words, the Mariners win a three-game series against their East Coast stepbrother and another example of why no one likes Josh Donaldson.

A Mariners victory, an ejection and Internet beef
LockSimple

Jun 1, 2022

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A Mariners victory, an ejection and Internet beef

Seattle walloped the Orioles, Julio Rodriguez hurt an umpire in his feelings and I've got a few (more) thoughts on the member of the Bay Area media who trolled a player he covered.

The Mariners (almost) totally redeem themselves

May 31, 2022

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The Mariners (almost) totally redeem themselves

The Mariners rack up the hits, Joc Pederson takes a Will Smith-style slap delivered by a Reds outfielder and we experiment with a new format here at The Dang Apostrophe.

Too little, too late on Mariners spending
LockSimple

May 26, 2022

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Too little, too late on Mariners spending

The problem isn't that the Mariners spent too much money on Robbie Ray. It's that they've spent too little on other veterans over the past three years, putting too much pressure too soon on prospects.

This smells like suffering
LockSimple

May 24, 2022

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This smells like suffering

The Mariners are 42 games into this fourth season in which they're building for a better tomorrow. Pardon me while I throw a temper tantrum in the backseat because I'm currently sick of this journey.

Hard to hear about Earl Thomas
LockSimple

May 20, 2022

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Hard to hear about Earl Thomas

I don't know exactly what has happened to Earl Thomas in the three years since he left Seattle. I just know that the story makes me incredibly sad.

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DANNY O’NEIL

A veteran sports journalist and accidental radio host, I show founders, entrepreneurs and aspiring executives how to connect with an audience, building their personal brands and creating awareness of their expertise.

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