Sep 1, 2026
I have a theory that kickers are like milk: Once they've turned you've got to throw 'em out. So where do we stand with Jason Myers?
Aug 28, 2026
Turns out that Anthropic's AI model can't hold a candle to me when it comes to knowing the Mariners' history of testicular injuries.
Aug 19, 2026
There's a clarity that comes from losses as embarrassing as the one Seattle just suffered in Milwaukee.
Aug 14, 2026
When it comes to players accused of crimes, justice doesn't have all that much to do with the decisions NFL teams make.
Aug 5, 2026
Seattle might very well be ready to welcome Alex Rodriguez back this weekend. I'm not, though, and I kinda hope others feel the same way.
Aug 3, 2026
The Mariners remain so budget conscious they must rob Peter to pay Paul or -- in this case -- trade Castillo to create spending room.
Why did Seattle let Colt Emerson struggle for so freaking long?
Jul 30, 2026
The Seahawks player I'm most interested in watching this month doesn't have much of a chance of playing this year.
Jan 24, 2022
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7 min read
That's right. It's an absolutely terrible pun to introduce a painfully self-indulgent edition of "The Dang Apostrophe" upon the publication of a magazine feature on the D.B. Cooper case.
Jan 21, 2022
8 min read
I'm not comfortable with rooting for the San Francisco 49ers, but I'm going to do it this weekend, and -- if they win in Green Bay -- I'll do it again next weekend.
Jan 18, 2022
If you'd been unconscious for the past 8 days you probably have a better idea of what's happening with the Seahawks than if you had consumed every drip, drip, drip of "information" in that time.
Jan 14, 2022
10 min read
I spent two days working on a written complaint over something that's totally fine and actually pretty good before realizing the problem was that Twitter had broken my brain.
Jan 10, 2022
What was shaping up as a relatively straightforward finale to the NFL's regular season was turned on its ear. Also, I try to sell you on ... something.
Jan 3, 2022
5 min read
For the first time in 20 years, my holidays weren't structured around a sports team's schedule, and I've got to admit: It felt really ... weird.
Dec 9, 2021
14 min read
What began as a plan to punish a troll actually became a sign that I'm finally ready to write about the stepfather who caused my family so much pain.
Dec 8, 2021
What should be the goal of post-game questions and when do they become something other than journalism?
Dec 1, 2021
It's a question that has to be answered before the Seahawks decide what they're willing to do with their quarterback this offseason.
