Sep 1, 2026
I have a theory that kickers are like milk: Once they've turned you've got to throw 'em out. So where do we stand with Jason Myers?
Aug 28, 2026
Turns out that Anthropic's AI model can't hold a candle to me when it comes to knowing the Mariners' history of testicular injuries.
Aug 19, 2026
There's a clarity that comes from losses as embarrassing as the one Seattle just suffered in Milwaukee.
Aug 14, 2026
When it comes to players accused of crimes, justice doesn't have all that much to do with the decisions NFL teams make.
Aug 5, 2026
Seattle might very well be ready to welcome Alex Rodriguez back this weekend. I'm not, though, and I kinda hope others feel the same way.
Aug 3, 2026
The Mariners remain so budget conscious they must rob Peter to pay Paul or -- in this case -- trade Castillo to create spending room.
Why did Seattle let Colt Emerson struggle for so freaking long?
Jul 30, 2026
The Seahawks player I'm most interested in watching this month doesn't have much of a chance of playing this year.
Jul 19, 2024
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The Mariners are in the same spot they usually have been under Jerry Dipoto: stuck on the cusp of the playoffs.
Jul 17, 2024
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I'm not, but that's because I'm a small and petty person who knows how badly he wants to be loved.
Jul 7, 2024
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At least not for me. In fact, here's one instance in which it made me feel decidedly worse.
Jul 5, 2024
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I'm afraid I may have contributed to the Mariners' recent tailspin.
Jul 1, 2024
For 14 years, the Seahawks were defined by Pete Carroll's personality. Now it's going to be Mike Macdonald's scheme.
Jun 30, 2024
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I know it when I feel it or when I see Jose Mesa spend years intent on throwing baseballs at Omar Vizquel.
Jun 28, 2024
A jury said the league was on the hook for $14 billion -- with a 'B' -- because of its Sunday Ticket pricing.
Jun 27, 2024
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For 14 years, the Seahawks flew by the seat of Pete Carroll's (khaki) pants. What's it going to be like under Mike Macdonald?
Jun 23, 2024
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Memory might be the most essential tool for a grudge. You can't resent what you can't remember, but that tool might not be as impartial as we assume..