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Does Jason Myers pass the sniff test?

Sep 1, 2026

Does Jason Myers pass the sniff test?

I have a theory that kickers are like milk: Once they've turned you've got to throw 'em out. So where do we stand with Jason Myers?

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A matter of balls and strikes

Aug 28, 2026

A matter of balls and strikes

Turns out that Anthropic's AI model can't hold a candle to me when it comes to knowing the Mariners' history of testicular injuries.

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Too ugly to ignore

Aug 19, 2026

Too ugly to ignore

There's a clarity that comes from losses as embarrassing as the one Seattle just suffered in Milwaukee.

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Law & Order: NFL

Aug 14, 2026

Law & Order: NFL

When it comes to players accused of crimes, justice doesn't have all that much to do with the decisions NFL teams make.

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A-Rod is not exactly the prodigal son

Aug 5, 2026

A-Rod is not exactly the prodigal son

Seattle might very well be ready to welcome Alex Rodriguez back this weekend. I'm not, though, and I kinda hope others feel the same way.

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The problem with the Luis Castillo deal

Aug 3, 2026

The problem with the Luis Castillo deal

The Mariners remain so budget conscious they must rob Peter to pay Paul or -- in this case -- trade Castillo to create spending room.

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Diary of a Mariners fan

Aug 3, 2026

Diary of a Mariners fan

Why did Seattle let Colt Emerson struggle for so freaking long?

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Mariners stuck in the middle ... again

Jul 30, 2026

Mariners stuck in the middle ... again

The Seahawks player I'm most interested in watching this month doesn't have much of a chance of playing this year.

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When Rick Neuheisel was forced to come clean

Jun 19, 2024

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When Rick Neuheisel was forced to come clean

'He had that lawyer aspect to him. He did not apologize for telling a lie. He apologized for saying something that was untrue'

Danny ONeil
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Part 2: The tangled web Rick Neuheisel wove

Jun 19, 2024

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12 min read

Part 2: The tangled web Rick Neuheisel wove

After letting his nose grow with three days of lies, Washington's coach finally came clean.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
The tangled web Neuheisel wove

Jun 18, 2024

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8 min read

The tangled web Neuheisel wove

An oral history of the white lie that blew up and singed Rick Neuheisel's nose hairs.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
Friday free-for-all: OnlyFans 12 has a nice ring to it

Jun 14, 2024

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8 min read

Friday free-for-all: OnlyFans 12 has a nice ring to it

On title sponsors, college-football reporting and the Gen X aversion to selling out.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil

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(Which school) is the 'Washington' of the Big Ten?
LockSimple

Jun 13, 2024

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7 min read

(Which school) is the 'Washington' of the Big Ten?

Let's find a point of comparison in the Huskies' new conference.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil

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Thank you for your Servais
LockSimple

Jun 11, 2024

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8 min read

Thank you for your Servais

The Mariners skipper should be recognized for his sacrifice and his save.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil

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The Apocalypse ... err ... Apple Cup

Jun 7, 2024

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6 min read

The Apocalypse ... err ... Apple Cup

The Friday Free-for-all is a properly dystopian set-up for Washington's "rivalry" game..

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil

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Mariners always cutting it close
LockSimple

Jun 5, 2024

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5 min read

Mariners always cutting it close

It's as true for their games as it is for their spending.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil

seaspn

Champion of the Conference of Champions

May 30, 2024

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7 min read

Champion of the Conference of Champions

Bill Walton was the best spokesman our conference ever had. Rest in peace, big man.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
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DANNY O’NEIL

A veteran sports journalist and accidental radio host, I show founders, entrepreneurs and aspiring executives how to connect with an audience, building their personal brands and creating awareness of their expertise.

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