Sep 1, 2026
I have a theory that kickers are like milk: Once they've turned you've got to throw 'em out. So where do we stand with Jason Myers?
Aug 28, 2026
Turns out that Anthropic's AI model can't hold a candle to me when it comes to knowing the Mariners' history of testicular injuries.
Aug 19, 2026
There's a clarity that comes from losses as embarrassing as the one Seattle just suffered in Milwaukee.
Aug 14, 2026
When it comes to players accused of crimes, justice doesn't have all that much to do with the decisions NFL teams make.
Aug 5, 2026
Seattle might very well be ready to welcome Alex Rodriguez back this weekend. I'm not, though, and I kinda hope others feel the same way.
Aug 3, 2026
The Mariners remain so budget conscious they must rob Peter to pay Paul or -- in this case -- trade Castillo to create spending room.
Why did Seattle let Colt Emerson struggle for so freaking long?
Jul 30, 2026
The Seahawks player I'm most interested in watching this month doesn't have much of a chance of playing this year.
Personal
May 28, 2024
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5 min read
I was an unapologetic amateur when it came to talking into a microphone, and I wound up learning something that I'm just now beginning to put into my writing.
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May 23, 2024
No one expects to celebrate as much as a Yankee fan expects to celebrate, and I almost envy that. Almost.
May 20, 2024
3 min read
Happy Thunder Elimination Day for all those who celebrate, which I do. Every. Single. Year. See you suckers.
May 17, 2024
2 min read
George Karl's beef with Nick Wright reminded me of the time a TV reporter was involved in a toy-store scuffle during the Sonics-Bulls series in '96. Seriously. That happened.
May 14, 2024
7 min read
I'm just not sure how I feel about the size of endorsement deals being a news peg when it comes to college players like Great Osobor.
May 10, 2024
Turns out that I learned my way out of throwing an absolute fit about Seattle's continued struggles at the plate. Let me explain.
May 8, 2024
1 min read
The marriage proposal went as planned, and my then-girlfriend said she couldn't imagine her life without me. Less than 24 hours later she said she had to think about it.
I was honestly kind of worried that all this work I've done becoming a better person might prevent me from rooting against the Thunder with the appropriate level of passion and determination.
May 1, 2024
I would have sworn that it was impossible to screw up a baseball uniform. Then, Nike asked me to hold its beer.
