Sep 1, 2026
I have a theory that kickers are like milk: Once they've turned you've got to throw 'em out. So where do we stand with Jason Myers?
Aug 28, 2026
Turns out that Anthropic's AI model can't hold a candle to me when it comes to knowing the Mariners' history of testicular injuries.
Aug 19, 2026
There's a clarity that comes from losses as embarrassing as the one Seattle just suffered in Milwaukee.
Aug 14, 2026
When it comes to players accused of crimes, justice doesn't have all that much to do with the decisions NFL teams make.
Aug 5, 2026
Seattle might very well be ready to welcome Alex Rodriguez back this weekend. I'm not, though, and I kinda hope others feel the same way.
Aug 3, 2026
The Mariners remain so budget conscious they must rob Peter to pay Paul or -- in this case -- trade Castillo to create spending room.
Why did Seattle let Colt Emerson struggle for so freaking long?
Jul 30, 2026
The Seahawks player I'm most interested in watching this month doesn't have much of a chance of playing this year.
Jun 12, 2023
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7 min read
I'm of the opinion that 10-year-olds should get orange wedges and encouragement for playing sports as opposed to credulous reporting of the parent's promotional efforts.
Jun 9, 2023
8 min read
Rory McIlroy got hosed along with every other golfer that stayed true to the PGA Tour. That doesn't mean they did the wrong thing, though. Staying true to your principles is worth something, right?
Jun 5, 2023
5 min read
Dead horses are not beaten with the regularity with which Seattle was drubbed this past week, getting outscored by a total of 28 runs over the past six games.
Jun 1, 2023
3 min read
A timeline of just how long Aaron Rodgers has been stewing about the Packers.
He may be gone from Green Bay, but that doesn't mean he can't double back to leave skid marks on the lawn of the Packers GM in a glorious display of petty.
May 30, 2023
4 min read
Julio woke up, Bryce Miller is mortal and Kolten Wong did not have a hit. That and more in your weekly round-up of significance news regarding your Seattle Mariners.
May 24, 2023
At the risk of looking a dead horse in the mouth, Seattle's victories over Oakland this season should come with an asterisk and an apology.
May 22, 2023
Forty-six games into the season, it's going to take more than diet and exercise for this Seattle lineup to change some very troubling signs with regard to its longevity.
May 12, 2023
2 min read
It's more about what I wanted from my job than what my job asked of me.
