Sep 1, 2026
I have a theory that kickers are like milk: Once they've turned you've got to throw 'em out. So where do we stand with Jason Myers?
Aug 28, 2026
Turns out that Anthropic's AI model can't hold a candle to me when it comes to knowing the Mariners' history of testicular injuries.
Aug 19, 2026
There's a clarity that comes from losses as embarrassing as the one Seattle just suffered in Milwaukee.
Aug 14, 2026
When it comes to players accused of crimes, justice doesn't have all that much to do with the decisions NFL teams make.
Aug 5, 2026
Seattle might very well be ready to welcome Alex Rodriguez back this weekend. I'm not, though, and I kinda hope others feel the same way.
Aug 3, 2026
The Mariners remain so budget conscious they must rob Peter to pay Paul or -- in this case -- trade Castillo to create spending room.
Why did Seattle let Colt Emerson struggle for so freaking long?
Jul 30, 2026
The Seahawks player I'm most interested in watching this month doesn't have much of a chance of playing this year.
May 11, 2023
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Seattle balked at signing Kolten Wong two years ago when he would have made a real difference. The fact he's here now is driving me nuts, and that's not a criticism of him. At all.
May 9, 2023
I was shocked the Seahawks didn't draft a quarterback this year. I shouldn't have been. The most consistent this team the past 14 years is its aversion to picking quarterbacks.
May 2, 2023
The attempt to quantify the likelihood of Will Levis's draft-day tumble into the second round made us all dumber. I'll explain.
May 1, 2023
The Seahawks certainly have a type, and if you've got an RB next to your name, they pay extra attention in the first rounds of the draft.
Apr 28, 2023
I'm wondering how exactly Seattle plans to stock the middle of its defense given the direction it went with its pair of first-round choices.
Apr 25, 2023
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I can come up with a lot of reasons why Seattle will pick Jalen Carter No. 5 overall. I can come up with almost as many why they won't.
Apr 24, 2023
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The Seahawks won't be taking a player at the position they've valued most in the draft under John Schneider. They probably won't use the fifth pick on the position they value second-most, either.
Apr 19, 2023
For years now, the Mariners have been unreasonably good in close games. That's tough to sustain, though, as we've seen through the first three weeks of this season.
Apr 17, 2023
THIS is what we all hoped to see from Jarred Kelenic, and instead of wondering what took so long or speculating how long it will last, I'm just going to go ahead and watch it.
