Oct 12, 2026
Every time Sam Darnold throws an interception I hear Chris Rock's voice talking about a tiger's natural inclinations.
Oct 7, 2026
One national reporter consistently gets health updates on the Huskies, and he's happy to tell you how young Washington is.
Oct 5, 2026
You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs, and you can't have a dominant defense without battering a few opponents.
Oct 1, 2026
One game into the conference season and Washington is in real trouble. I'm just glad our neighbors to the south haven't noticed.
Sep 30, 2026
Vikings and Raiders thriving in end-of-half game management this season as well as a QB no one wants to talk about (for good reason).
Sep 28, 2026
UW's Jedd Fisch has an issue telling time while life with Sam Darnold requires enduring the occasionally back-breaking turnover.
Sep 23, 2026
Never trust a reporter with two last names and a feud with one of those moronic Paul brothers
Sep 21, 2026
The Dark Side's ability to choke out an opponent was on full display in the desert.
Jun 28, 2023
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13 min read
A critique of the column that declared Portland's Damian Lillard to be annoying, thereby earning the author a nomination for our inaugural Headinass Awards.
Jun 21, 2023
6 min read
The Mariners lost to the Yankees, but that was boring so I'll spice up today's newsletter with a sex scandal in college bowling!
Jun 20, 2023
Before we dip into this week's Mariner-a Sauce, I want to trace the ethically dubious history that preceded Schefter's podcast interview with Dalvin Cook 'cuz it's kind of scummy.
Jun 15, 2023
4 min read
The NCAA does not have a 'hot girl' problem. The NCAA has a problem because it won't create a system in which athletes are fairly compensated for their labor.
Jun 12, 2023
7 min read
I'm of the opinion that 10-year-olds should get orange wedges and encouragement for playing sports as opposed to credulous reporting of the parent's promotional efforts.
Jun 9, 2023
8 min read
Rory McIlroy got hosed along with every other golfer that stayed true to the PGA Tour. That doesn't mean they did the wrong thing, though. Staying true to your principles is worth something, right?
Jun 5, 2023
5 min read
Dead horses are not beaten with the regularity with which Seattle was drubbed this past week, getting outscored by a total of 28 runs over the past six games.
Jun 1, 2023
3 min read
A timeline of just how long Aaron Rodgers has been stewing about the Packers.
He may be gone from Green Bay, but that doesn't mean he can't double back to leave skid marks on the lawn of the Packers GM in a glorious display of petty.
