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'Darnold went Darnold'

Oct 12, 2026

'Darnold went Darnold'

Every time Sam Darnold throws an interception I hear Chris Rock's voice talking about a tiger's natural inclinations.

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Insider trading: The X's and O's of a scoop

Oct 7, 2026

Insider trading: The X's and O's of a scoop

One national reporter consistently gets health updates on the Huskies, and he's happy to tell you how young Washington is.

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The snarl and the swagger

Oct 5, 2026

The snarl and the swagger

You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs, and you can't have a dominant defense without battering a few opponents.

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Just trying to keep my head down

Oct 1, 2026

Just trying to keep my head down

One game into the conference season and Washington is in real trouble. I'm just glad our neighbors to the south haven't noticed.

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Clock Watch: Chargers are cheeks

Sep 30, 2026

Clock Watch: Chargers are cheeks

Vikings and Raiders thriving in end-of-half game management this season as well as a QB no one wants to talk about (for good reason).

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Two losses, two very different lessons

Sep 28, 2026

Two losses, two very different lessons

UW's Jedd Fisch has an issue telling time while life with Sam Darnold requires enduring the occasionally back-breaking turnover.

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Err check: Graham Bensinger

Sep 23, 2026

Err check: Graham Bensinger

Never trust a reporter with two last names and a feud with one of those moronic Paul brothers

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Seattle's death grip

Sep 21, 2026

Seattle's death grip

The Dark Side's ability to choke out an opponent was on full display in the desert.

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Marinera sauce: The week that was
LockSimple

May 30, 2023

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Marinera sauce: The week that was

Julio woke up, Bryce Miller is mortal and Kolten Wong did not have a hit. That and more in your weekly round-up of significance news regarding your Seattle Mariners.

The A's deserve an 'F'
LockSimple

May 24, 2023

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The A's deserve an 'F'

At the risk of looking a dead horse in the mouth, Seattle's victories over Oakland this season should come with an asterisk and an apology.

Time for a serious talk with your Mariners
LockSimple

May 22, 2023

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Time for a serious talk with your Mariners

Forty-six games into the season, it's going to take more than diet and exercise for this Seattle lineup to change some very troubling signs with regard to its longevity.

Burn out

May 12, 2023

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Burn out

It's more about what I wanted from my job than what my job asked of me.

The Mariners still tripping over pennies
LockSimple

May 11, 2023

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The Mariners still tripping over pennies

Seattle balked at signing Kolten Wong two years ago when he would have made a real difference. The fact he's here now is driving me nuts, and that's not a criticism of him. At all.

When it comes to drafting QBs, Seattle passes
LockSimple

May 9, 2023

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When it comes to drafting QBs, Seattle passes

I was shocked the Seahawks didn't draft a quarterback this year. I shouldn't have been. The most consistent this team the past 14 years is its aversion to picking quarterbacks.

Chances are this is really dumb

May 2, 2023

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Chances are this is really dumb

The attempt to quantify the likelihood of Will Levis's draft-day tumble into the second round made us all dumber. I'll explain.

(Running) Back to the Future, Part IV
LockSimple

May 1, 2023

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(Running) Back to the Future, Part IV

The Seahawks certainly have a type, and if you've got an RB next to your name, they pay extra attention in the first rounds of the draft.

Where's the beef?
LockSimple

Apr 28, 2023

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Where's the beef?

I'm wondering how exactly Seattle plans to stock the middle of its defense given the direction it went with its pair of first-round choices.

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DANNY O’NEIL

A veteran sports journalist and accidental radio host, I show founders, entrepreneurs and aspiring executives how to connect with an audience, building their personal brands and creating awareness of their expertise.

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