Sep 1, 2026
I have a theory that kickers are like milk: Once they've turned you've got to throw 'em out. So where do we stand with Jason Myers?
Aug 28, 2026
Turns out that Anthropic's AI model can't hold a candle to me when it comes to knowing the Mariners' history of testicular injuries.
Aug 19, 2026
There's a clarity that comes from losses as embarrassing as the one Seattle just suffered in Milwaukee.
Aug 14, 2026
When it comes to players accused of crimes, justice doesn't have all that much to do with the decisions NFL teams make.
Aug 5, 2026
Seattle might very well be ready to welcome Alex Rodriguez back this weekend. I'm not, though, and I kinda hope others feel the same way.
Aug 3, 2026
The Mariners remain so budget conscious they must rob Peter to pay Paul or -- in this case -- trade Castillo to create spending room.
Why did Seattle let Colt Emerson struggle for so freaking long?
Jul 30, 2026
The Seahawks player I'm most interested in watching this month doesn't have much of a chance of playing this year.
Jun 28, 2022
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Yakima's MarJon Beauchamp played for four high schools and went through a year in basketball purgatory before becoming a first-round pick at the age of 21.
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We hear a lot about sons following in their father's footsteps, which is why it was so cool Angela Rye demonstrated how Paolo Banchero's basketball career was molded by his Mom, a UW legend.
Jun 27, 2022
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A comprehensive review of the winners of Sunday's fight, the one gigantic loser and the grown man who was escorted around the margins of the ballpark by Taylor Trammell.
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"The Dang Apostrophe" is providing blow-by-blow coverage of Sunday's fight between the Angels and the Mariners, including two dishonorable mentions here.
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The most definitive analysis you'll find of the Mariners' first fight in 14 years complete brought to you by someone who should know better than to glorify violence, but can't help loving fights.
Jun 22, 2022
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The NFL has said it holds players to a higher standard of personal conduct than avoiding criminal prosecution. The league, however, is fundamentally ill-equipped to do this.
Jun 20, 2022
Mike Trout son'd the Mariners on Father's Day, Phil Mickelson flame out spectacularly and I saw Daniel Craig do Shakespeare but only after New York City fought back against litter.
Seattle is 3-29 when it scores fewer than four runs, but it's not the winning percentage that points to the problem. It's the frequency with which they've failed to score four in a game.
Can you see James Bond on Broadway and watch the city fling its trash in the face of an inhabitant on the way there. A post about my Saturday night.
