Sep 1, 2026
I have a theory that kickers are like milk: Once they've turned you've got to throw 'em out. So where do we stand with Jason Myers?
Aug 28, 2026
Turns out that Anthropic's AI model can't hold a candle to me when it comes to knowing the Mariners' history of testicular injuries.
Aug 19, 2026
There's a clarity that comes from losses as embarrassing as the one Seattle just suffered in Milwaukee.
Aug 14, 2026
When it comes to players accused of crimes, justice doesn't have all that much to do with the decisions NFL teams make.
Aug 5, 2026
Seattle might very well be ready to welcome Alex Rodriguez back this weekend. I'm not, though, and I kinda hope others feel the same way.
Aug 3, 2026
The Mariners remain so budget conscious they must rob Peter to pay Paul or -- in this case -- trade Castillo to create spending room.
Why did Seattle let Colt Emerson struggle for so freaking long?
Jul 30, 2026
The Seahawks player I'm most interested in watching this month doesn't have much of a chance of playing this year.
Jun 14, 2022
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History is on Seattle's side in this one plus I take my best guess at the starting quarterback and then geek because the author of my favorite playoff dunk ever followed me on Twitter.
The three things I'm still trying to figure out starting at quarterback, moving to Seattle's Pro Bowl safety and finishing up with another offseason of tight end hype.
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I've got eight different things to ease your worries about whether a long-term deal will be reached. Wait. Forgot about the punter. I've got NINE different things to ease your worries.
Jun 13, 2022
Seattle's rookie cornerback must be seen to be believed, LIV Golf is intriguing AND troubling and the Mariners could endure one Paul Sewald appearance, but not two.
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The pros love the prize money, Saudi Arabia loves the opportunity to showcase itself as a business opportunity and the PGA Tour is totally torqued off.
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The rookie cornerback looks like something out of 2013, Chris Carson's return is in doubt and Drew Lock is more than a big-armed pocket-passer.
Jun 7, 2022
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Jun 6, 2022
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That was the ninth-inning summary for me and the Mariners on Sunday as I had to watch the replay of an improbable comeback because I turned off the TV in disgust to walk to Bloodbath & Beyond.
Jun 3, 2022
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Trigger words, the Mariners win a three-game series against their East Coast stepbrother and another example of why no one likes Josh Donaldson.
