Sep 8, 2026
As football season begins, Seattle's baseball team looks like it can't wait for the season to end.
Sep 1, 2026
I have a theory that kickers are like milk: Once they've turned you've got to throw 'em out. So where do we stand with Jason Myers?
Aug 28, 2026
Turns out that Anthropic's AI model can't hold a candle to me when it comes to knowing the Mariners' history of testicular injuries.
Aug 19, 2026
There's a clarity that comes from losses as embarrassing as the one Seattle just suffered in Milwaukee.
Aug 14, 2026
When it comes to players accused of crimes, justice doesn't have all that much to do with the decisions NFL teams make.
Aug 5, 2026
Seattle might very well be ready to welcome Alex Rodriguez back this weekend. I'm not, though, and I kinda hope others feel the same way.
Aug 3, 2026
The Mariners remain so budget conscious they must rob Peter to pay Paul or -- in this case -- trade Castillo to create spending room.
Why did Seattle let Colt Emerson struggle for so freaking long?
Jun 9, 2026
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The NCAA has rendered itself toothless because it refused to adapt its system of governance to the new realities of college sports.
May 29, 2026
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We've got a perception problem that I believe would be fixed immediately by proclaiming Luis "The Rock" Castillo and "Twice as Nice" Bryce Miller the tag-team champions of MLB.
May 22, 2026
Hearing the Oklahoma City Thunder's broadcast team react to the that team's Game 1 loss reminded me of how good it feels to hear that franchise lose.
Grudgery
I tend to cling to every perceived slight or implied disrespect. I came across an interview this week that showed the benefits I could get by using words to explain how I feel.
May 18, 2026
I was all ready to point out the flaws I saw in a recent Seattle Times. Then I changed my mind, which means I'm at risk of becoming a more mature person.
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The best thing you can say about the Mariners right now is that they play in the worst division of an uninspiring American League.
May 6, 2026
If only the issues with Andrés Muñoz were as easy to solve as my Lucky Lager-like pictogram about Seattle's bullpen problems.
Apr 30, 2026
When I quit drinking in 2017, it felt like an admission of weakness. It unlocked a strength I never would have had otherwise.
Apr 24, 2026
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Some people remain certain the Seahawks are screwing up their drafts. I, on the other hand, am willing to admit that I've been beaten.
