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Does Jason Myers pass the sniff test?

Sep 1, 2026

Does Jason Myers pass the sniff test?

I have a theory that kickers are like milk: Once they've turned you've got to throw 'em out. So where do we stand with Jason Myers?

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A matter of balls and strikes

Aug 28, 2026

A matter of balls and strikes

Turns out that Anthropic's AI model can't hold a candle to me when it comes to knowing the Mariners' history of testicular injuries.

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Too ugly to ignore

Aug 19, 2026

Too ugly to ignore

There's a clarity that comes from losses as embarrassing as the one Seattle just suffered in Milwaukee.

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Law & Order: NFL

Aug 14, 2026

Law & Order: NFL

When it comes to players accused of crimes, justice doesn't have all that much to do with the decisions NFL teams make.

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A-Rod is not exactly the prodigal son

Aug 5, 2026

A-Rod is not exactly the prodigal son

Seattle might very well be ready to welcome Alex Rodriguez back this weekend. I'm not, though, and I kinda hope others feel the same way.

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The problem with the Luis Castillo deal

Aug 3, 2026

The problem with the Luis Castillo deal

The Mariners remain so budget conscious they must rob Peter to pay Paul or -- in this case -- trade Castillo to create spending room.

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Diary of a Mariners fan

Aug 3, 2026

Diary of a Mariners fan

Why did Seattle let Colt Emerson struggle for so freaking long?

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Mariners stuck in the middle ... again

Jul 30, 2026

Mariners stuck in the middle ... again

The Seahawks player I'm most interested in watching this month doesn't have much of a chance of playing this year.

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The Seahawks have lost their closing kick
LockSimple

Dec 11, 2023

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The Seahawks have lost their closing kick

Remember when Pete Carroll's team could be counted on to summon up a season-changing win streak in December? Man, that was awesome wasn't it?

The case for ignoring Jamal Adams
LockSimple

Dec 7, 2023

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The case for ignoring Jamal Adams

We're giving him exactly what he's seeking, which is attention, and that flies in the face of the desire of the person who matters most in this situation: the woman he insulted.

I'm trying ... I'm trying real hard to be mature
LockSimple

Dec 6, 2023

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7 min read

I'm trying ... I'm trying real hard to be mature

The Huskies are headed to the college football playoff, and it's taking everything in my power not to be absolutely insufferable in this moment.

The Seahawks take one in the shorts

Dec 1, 2023

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The Seahawks take one in the shorts

Seattle's offense played one of its best games of the season, but it's hard to see that as a bright side given the position the Seahawks are left in.

Often doubted yet undefeated: The 2023 Dawgs

Nov 30, 2023

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Often doubted yet undefeated: The 2023 Dawgs

A 12-0 Huskies team gets to play the "No one believes in us!" card. What a time to be alive!

A deep sigh over SI using AI
LockSimple

Nov 29, 2023

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6 min read

A deep sigh over SI using AI

It's sad -- but not surprising -- given the loathsome toads that are currently in charge of the magazine that has been the gold standard for sports journalism.

Get better or die trying
LockSimple

Nov 28, 2023

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6 min read

Get better or die trying

The Seahawks aren't entirely bad. They're just not particularly good, and as tempting as it may be to throw up your hands and declare them to be rubbish, that's not an answer, either.

Dubs up, O's down
LockSimple

Nov 21, 2023

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Dubs up, O's down

I'm not exactly hoping to see Oregon in Las Vegas for the conference championship, but I'm not afraid of that scenario, either. Let me explain.

Taking names, spreading blame
LockSimple

Nov 20, 2023

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Taking names, spreading blame

The Rams have four wins this season, and two are against the Seahawks so let's get under the hood and figure out why that is.

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DANNY O’NEIL

A veteran sports journalist and accidental radio host, I show founders, entrepreneurs and aspiring executives how to connect with an audience, building their personal brands and creating awareness of their expertise.

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