Sep 1, 2026
I have a theory that kickers are like milk: Once they've turned you've got to throw 'em out. So where do we stand with Jason Myers?
Aug 28, 2026
Turns out that Anthropic's AI model can't hold a candle to me when it comes to knowing the Mariners' history of testicular injuries.
Aug 19, 2026
There's a clarity that comes from losses as embarrassing as the one Seattle just suffered in Milwaukee.
Aug 14, 2026
When it comes to players accused of crimes, justice doesn't have all that much to do with the decisions NFL teams make.
Aug 5, 2026
Seattle might very well be ready to welcome Alex Rodriguez back this weekend. I'm not, though, and I kinda hope others feel the same way.
Aug 3, 2026
The Mariners remain so budget conscious they must rob Peter to pay Paul or -- in this case -- trade Castillo to create spending room.
Why did Seattle let Colt Emerson struggle for so freaking long?
Jul 30, 2026
The Seahawks player I'm most interested in watching this month doesn't have much of a chance of playing this year.
Jan 11, 2024
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Seattle has never had more fun than it did cheering the Seahawks during Pete Carroll's 14 years as head coach.
Jan 8, 2024
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Not only that, I think the questions about his future will add to the confusion of what will happen. But one thing is for sure: That Seahawks defense needs a hard reset.
Jan 5, 2024
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For 30 years now, my feelings have been tied to a football team in a way that is irrational and not altogether healthy. What's worse is I'm kind of proud of it.
Jan 2, 2024
This Huskies team is utterly incapable of playing anything that could be described as a normal football game, and I absolutely love them for it.
Dec 29, 2023
With Washington about to face its former coach (again), I'm recirculating the column I wrote last year about how any discussion of Steve Sarkisian makes me think of my sobriety.
Dec 28, 2023
I'm going to explain this for everyone from a 5-year-old all the way up to a pro-football sophisticate.
Dec 19, 2023
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Seattle's backup QB piloted the team's longest drive of the season to pull out a victory that was very necessary when it comes to playoff positioning.
Dec 14, 2023
Maybe a column full of poker-movie references can get Seattle's owner(s) to stop sitting on their wallets and give this team a freaking chance to get over the hump.
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The P is for 'Pretenders' this time though perhaps it should stand for 'Poor.' The Mariners are not 'Poor' but they sometimes pretend to be.
