Sep 10, 2026
Do not taunt the End Zone of Destiny. Do not tempt fate in that particular corner of Seattle's stadium, either.
Sep 8, 2026
As football season begins, Seattle's baseball team looks like it can't wait for the season to end.
Sep 1, 2026
I have a theory that kickers are like milk: Once they've turned you've got to throw 'em out. So where do we stand with Jason Myers?
Aug 28, 2026
Turns out that Anthropic's AI model can't hold a candle to me when it comes to knowing the Mariners' history of testicular injuries.
Aug 19, 2026
There's a clarity that comes from losses as embarrassing as the one Seattle just suffered in Milwaukee.
Aug 14, 2026
When it comes to players accused of crimes, justice doesn't have all that much to do with the decisions NFL teams make.
Aug 5, 2026
Seattle might very well be ready to welcome Alex Rodriguez back this weekend. I'm not, though, and I kinda hope others feel the same way.
Aug 3, 2026
The Mariners remain so budget conscious they must rob Peter to pay Paul or -- in this case -- trade Castillo to create spending room.
Jul 27, 2023
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George Kliavkoff inherited a bad hand, played it as best he could, but we know he's been bluffing the past five months and it's time for him to go.
Jul 26, 2023
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If Seattle's defensive front isn't improved this season, it won't be for a lack of effort or spending or draft picks.
Jul 21, 2023
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Jarred Kelenic's reaction to his mistake is ultimately much more telling and way more important than the fact he made it.
Jul 17, 2023
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There's one question that best illustrates just how wide open the NFC is in 2023.
Jul 10, 2023
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They think they know suffering because they don't win as much as the Yankees, which I find freaking comical.
Jul 6, 2023
Why has it been so hard for Pete Carroll to make Seattle's defense good again?
Jul 3, 2023
3 min read
It's no surprise the success of Seattle's coach gets overlooked. The reason that happens, however, has changed.
Jun 28, 2023
13 min read
A critique of the column that declared Portland's Damian Lillard to be annoying, thereby earning the author a nomination for our inaugural Headinass Awards.
Jun 21, 2023
The Mariners lost to the Yankees, but that was boring so I'll spice up today's newsletter with a sex scandal in college bowling!
