Sep 1, 2026
I have a theory that kickers are like milk: Once they've turned you've got to throw 'em out. So where do we stand with Jason Myers?
Aug 28, 2026
Turns out that Anthropic's AI model can't hold a candle to me when it comes to knowing the Mariners' history of testicular injuries.
Aug 19, 2026
There's a clarity that comes from losses as embarrassing as the one Seattle just suffered in Milwaukee.
Aug 14, 2026
When it comes to players accused of crimes, justice doesn't have all that much to do with the decisions NFL teams make.
Aug 5, 2026
Seattle might very well be ready to welcome Alex Rodriguez back this weekend. I'm not, though, and I kinda hope others feel the same way.
Aug 3, 2026
The Mariners remain so budget conscious they must rob Peter to pay Paul or -- in this case -- trade Castillo to create spending room.
Why did Seattle let Colt Emerson struggle for so freaking long?
Jul 30, 2026
The Seahawks player I'm most interested in watching this month doesn't have much of a chance of playing this year.
Oct 7, 2022
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That might be the wrong question. Perhaps everyone overlooked what was right for him about Seattle because five games into this season, the grass does not appear to be greener in Denver.
Oct 4, 2022
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We're creating a clinical diagnosis kit for assessing the insanity of a Seahawks game while Jessamy McIntyre -- Friend of the Apostrophe -- checks in from Pullman.
Oct 3, 2022
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My three-day shadow of Seattle's coach as he prepared for his first season after trading Russell Wilson.
The Time Capsule is a new way to review Seattle Seahawks games, allowing you to relive the games with the moment-by-moment overreactions that Twitter is famous for
Sep 30, 2022
UCLA has fallen an awful long way from the program that could be counted on to win a couple conference titles each decade. It's about to get worse.
Sep 28, 2022
The average NFL defense has forced just over four punts per game this season. Seattle has forced a total of five so far, a fact that is downright frightening for what lies ahead.
Sep 20, 2022
If you're concerned about how the Seahawks have played so far this season, the issue is your expectations.
Sep 19, 2022
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Husky Stadium was plenty loud on Saturday night, but if anyone wonders why it wasn't sold out, you should look at the people who plan the games as opposed to the fans who attend them.
Sep 13, 2022
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Of all the ways that Denver could have lost Monday's game, I never imagined it would be for lack of faith in the new quarterback, but here we are.