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Does Jason Myers pass the sniff test?

Sep 1, 2026

Does Jason Myers pass the sniff test?

I have a theory that kickers are like milk: Once they've turned you've got to throw 'em out. So where do we stand with Jason Myers?

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A matter of balls and strikes

Aug 28, 2026

A matter of balls and strikes

Turns out that Anthropic's AI model can't hold a candle to me when it comes to knowing the Mariners' history of testicular injuries.

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Too ugly to ignore

Aug 19, 2026

Too ugly to ignore

There's a clarity that comes from losses as embarrassing as the one Seattle just suffered in Milwaukee.

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Law & Order: NFL

Aug 14, 2026

Law & Order: NFL

When it comes to players accused of crimes, justice doesn't have all that much to do with the decisions NFL teams make.

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A-Rod is not exactly the prodigal son

Aug 5, 2026

A-Rod is not exactly the prodigal son

Seattle might very well be ready to welcome Alex Rodriguez back this weekend. I'm not, though, and I kinda hope others feel the same way.

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The problem with the Luis Castillo deal

Aug 3, 2026

The problem with the Luis Castillo deal

The Mariners remain so budget conscious they must rob Peter to pay Paul or -- in this case -- trade Castillo to create spending room.

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Diary of a Mariners fan

Aug 3, 2026

Diary of a Mariners fan

Why did Seattle let Colt Emerson struggle for so freaking long?

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Mariners stuck in the middle ... again

Jul 30, 2026

Mariners stuck in the middle ... again

The Seahawks player I'm most interested in watching this month doesn't have much of a chance of playing this year.

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What's wrong with Russ?
LockSimple

Oct 7, 2022

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What's wrong with Russ?

That might be the wrong question. Perhaps everyone overlooked what was right for him about Seattle because five games into this season, the grass does not appear to be greener in Denver.

Crazy Seahawks, resilient Cougs

Oct 4, 2022

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Crazy Seahawks, resilient Cougs

We're creating a clinical diagnosis kit for assessing the insanity of a Seahawks game while Jessamy McIntyre -- Friend of the Apostrophe -- checks in from Pullman.

Pete of the Moment

Oct 3, 2022

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Pete of the Moment

My three-day shadow of Seattle's coach as he prepared for his first season after trading Russell Wilson.

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Re-ride the rollercoaster

Oct 3, 2022

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Re-ride the rollercoaster

The Time Capsule is a new way to review Seattle Seahawks games, allowing you to relive the games with the moment-by-moment overreactions that Twitter is famous for

Getting an empty feeling in L.A.
LockSimple

Sep 30, 2022

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Getting an empty feeling in L.A.

UCLA has fallen an awful long way from the program that could be counted on to win a couple conference titles each decade. It's about to get worse.

Seahawks seem defenseless
LockSimple

Sep 28, 2022

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Seahawks seem defenseless

The average NFL defense has forced just over four punts per game this season. Seattle has forced a total of five so far, a fact that is downright frightening for what lies ahead.

An adjustment of expectations
LockSimple

Sep 20, 2022

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An adjustment of expectations

If you're concerned about how the Seahawks have played so far this season, the issue is your expectations.

The attendance issue at Washington
LockSimple

Sep 19, 2022

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The attendance issue at Washington

Husky Stadium was plenty loud on Saturday night, but if anyone wonders why it wasn't sold out, you should look at the people who plan the games as opposed to the fans who attend them.

It was just so funny
LockSimple

Sep 13, 2022

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It was just so funny

Of all the ways that Denver could have lost Monday's game, I never imagined it would be for lack of faith in the new quarterback, but here we are.

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DANNY O’NEIL

A veteran sports journalist and accidental radio host, I show founders, entrepreneurs and aspiring executives how to connect with an audience, building their personal brands and creating awareness of their expertise.

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