Sep 17, 2026
I'm putting a microscope over the final 5 minutes of NFL games this season to get a better understanding of end-game strategy.
Sep 16, 2026
Plus, the ratings are in for the Seahawks' season-opener, reminding me of why I don't think anyone should care about TV ratings
Sep 14, 2026
Jedd Fisch tried to make a statement at the end of his team's underwhelming performance and it almost bit him in the butt.
Sep 10, 2026
Do not taunt the End Zone of Destiny. Do not tempt fate in that particular corner of Seattle's stadium, either.
Sep 8, 2026
As football season begins, Seattle's baseball team looks like it can't wait for the season to end.
Sep 1, 2026
I have a theory that kickers are like milk: Once they've turned you've got to throw 'em out. So where do we stand with Jason Myers?
Aug 28, 2026
Turns out that Anthropic's AI model can't hold a candle to me when it comes to knowing the Mariners' history of testicular injuries.
Aug 19, 2026
There's a clarity that comes from losses as embarrassing as the one Seattle just suffered in Milwaukee.
Nov 24, 2025
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John Schneider's single biggest strength as Seahawks GM has been his ability to avoid overcommitting to quarterbacks, something exemplified by this season.
Nov 17, 2025
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Between the retention of Josh Naylor and the margin of the Seahawks' defeat, I'm feeling surprisingly optimistic. I'm sure that will change, however.
Nov 14, 2025
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Seattle travels to Los Angeles this weekend for what is the franchise's biggest regular-season game in six years.
Nov 10, 2025
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The Seahawks' cup ranneth over against the Cardinals while the Huskies couldn't scratch out a win against a team whose top passer was the punter.
Nov 7, 2025
To use the terms of a romantic relationship, the Seahawks are infatuated with their quarterback while the Cardinals just broke up with Kyler Murray over text.
Nov 4, 2025
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I'm not willing to pay another $30 per month, and it's not the price that is shocking, but my lack of interest in what that subscription would get me.
Oct 28, 2025
No. This is not another column about my disappointment over the Mariners losing in the ALCS. It starts with something a priest said to me on the night my father died.
Oct 23, 2025
14 min read
First, I'm going to point out the single most encouraging problem on this Seahawks team. Then I'm going to put a clothespin on my nose and perform an autopsy on Dan Wilson's Game 7 decision-making.
Oct 20, 2025
It's not technically a save situation, however, George Kirby will be on the mound in Game 7 tonight of a series where Seattle has been (surprisingly) outpitched by Toronto.