Sep 23, 2026
Never trust a reporter with two last names and a feud with one of those moronic Paul brothers
Sep 21, 2026
The Dark Side's ability to choke out an opponent was on full display in the desert.
Sep 17, 2026
I'm putting a microscope over the final 5 minutes of NFL games this season to get a better understanding of end-game strategy.
Sep 16, 2026
Plus, the ratings are in for the Seahawks' season-opener, reminding me of why I don't think anyone should care about TV ratings
Sep 14, 2026
Jedd Fisch tried to make a statement at the end of his team's underwhelming performance and it almost bit him in the butt.
Sep 10, 2026
Do not taunt the End Zone of Destiny. Do not tempt fate in that particular corner of Seattle's stadium, either.
Sep 8, 2026
As football season begins, Seattle's baseball team looks like it can't wait for the season to end.
Sep 1, 2026
I have a theory that kickers are like milk: Once they've turned you've got to throw 'em out. So where do we stand with Jason Myers?
Sep 5, 2025
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You think 10 losses in the last 12 road games is gonna' break my spirit? My constitution has been steeled through decades of futility.
7 min read
To be 'The Man' you gotta' beat 'The Man' and over the past three days in Houston, the Mariners clobbered the team that has won the division seven of the past eight seasons.
6 min read
If you're going to say sorry, you should have the decency to say what you're apologizing for.
1 min read
The Huskies
Aug 27, 2025
8 min read
I wouldn't ever tell anyone they 'should' wait 7 and a half hours for 'free' tickets. I will say that I'm glad I did, though, because it was a pretty unforgettable New York experience.
Aug 22, 2025
I wish I could take high-school NIL deals at face value. I really do. But I can't help but think about where this will wind up leading.
Aug 18, 2025
A quick conversation with my neighbor's nephew hit pretty close to home and had me digging through my own keepsakes to find something to pass along.
It wasn't the sorriest apology I've ever read. That doesn't mean it was good, though, as the Mariners outfielder spent entirely too much time talking about himself.
Aug 15, 2025
Turns out I need to adjust my not-yet-patented "Guide to Good Apologies" after a Bay Area chef showed the danger that comes when you can't seem to shut up.
