Sep 10, 2026
Do not taunt the End Zone of Destiny. Do not tempt fate in that particular corner of Seattle's stadium, either.
Sep 8, 2026
As football season begins, Seattle's baseball team looks like it can't wait for the season to end.
Sep 1, 2026
I have a theory that kickers are like milk: Once they've turned you've got to throw 'em out. So where do we stand with Jason Myers?
Aug 28, 2026
Turns out that Anthropic's AI model can't hold a candle to me when it comes to knowing the Mariners' history of testicular injuries.
Aug 19, 2026
There's a clarity that comes from losses as embarrassing as the one Seattle just suffered in Milwaukee.
Aug 14, 2026
When it comes to players accused of crimes, justice doesn't have all that much to do with the decisions NFL teams make.
Aug 5, 2026
Seattle might very well be ready to welcome Alex Rodriguez back this weekend. I'm not, though, and I kinda hope others feel the same way.
Aug 3, 2026
The Mariners remain so budget conscious they must rob Peter to pay Paul or -- in this case -- trade Castillo to create spending room.
Aug 22, 2025
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6 min read
I wish I could take high-school NIL deals at face value. I really do. But I can't help but think about where this will wind up leading.
Aug 18, 2025
8 min read
A quick conversation with my neighbor's nephew hit pretty close to home and had me digging through my own keepsakes to find something to pass along.
It wasn't the sorriest apology I've ever read. That doesn't mean it was good, though, as the Mariners outfielder spent entirely too much time talking about himself.
Aug 15, 2025
4 min read
Turns out I need to adjust my not-yet-patented "Guide to Good Apologies" after a Bay Area chef showed the danger that comes when you can't seem to shut up.
11 min read
When you're finished saying you're sorry, you should stop talking. Seriously. Just shut up.
Aug 11, 2025
While the Mariners were in the midst of a second straight sweep, I was providing a poop bag for a famous and amazing lady who is apparently a neighbor.
Aug 8, 2025
I should feel bad for the young gymnast whose attempt to buy Babe Ruth's old apartment was snuffed. I'm finding it hard, though.
Aug 6, 2025
How a scene from "Pulp Fiction" captures my current attempt to maintain my brain-dead enthusiasm for the Mariners recent acquisitions.
Aug 4, 2025
My six days in Seattle started with a meal that had special meaning and ended with a reminder of how fun baseball can be in that city.
