Sep 10, 2026
Do not taunt the End Zone of Destiny. Do not tempt fate in that particular corner of Seattle's stadium, either.
Sep 8, 2026
As football season begins, Seattle's baseball team looks like it can't wait for the season to end.
Sep 1, 2026
I have a theory that kickers are like milk: Once they've turned you've got to throw 'em out. So where do we stand with Jason Myers?
Aug 28, 2026
Turns out that Anthropic's AI model can't hold a candle to me when it comes to knowing the Mariners' history of testicular injuries.
Aug 19, 2026
There's a clarity that comes from losses as embarrassing as the one Seattle just suffered in Milwaukee.
Aug 14, 2026
When it comes to players accused of crimes, justice doesn't have all that much to do with the decisions NFL teams make.
Aug 5, 2026
Seattle might very well be ready to welcome Alex Rodriguez back this weekend. I'm not, though, and I kinda hope others feel the same way.
Aug 3, 2026
The Mariners remain so budget conscious they must rob Peter to pay Paul or -- in this case -- trade Castillo to create spending room.
Jul 25, 2025
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Jul 11, 2025
Of course he will. My former co-worker dabbled in AI this past week, and all that proved is that Robot Jim is no match for the original.
Jul 3, 2025
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I'm grateful for Cassidy Krug not just because she's an amazing person and great friend, but she's written a book that I'm finding incredibly helpful right now.
Jun 27, 2025
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You don't always get credit for preventing a problem from occurring. So today, we'll recognize John Schneider's foresight for passing off the live grenade that was Russell Wilson's next deal.
Jun 23, 2025
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The real loss isn't what happened in Oklahoma City last night. It's what happened in Seattle 19 years ago, a legacy that I've outlined using my own bile.
Jun 12, 2025
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There is a specific and unprecedented strain of glee that I've experienced while watching the Oklahoma City Thunder lose.
Jun 11, 2025
Randy Johnson didn't have to be asked about Howard Lincoln, the Mariners former CEO, for the Big Unit to bring some heat, high and tight.
Grudgery
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Before 'The Equalizer,' Denzel Washington starred in a 2004 movie that gloriously showcases the one essential, non-negotiable criteria for any revenge flick. Namely: revenge.
Full transcript of Randy Johnson's interview with Root Sports during Tuesday's game in Arizona.
