Sep 8, 2026
As football season begins, Seattle's baseball team looks like it can't wait for the season to end.
Sep 1, 2026
I have a theory that kickers are like milk: Once they've turned you've got to throw 'em out. So where do we stand with Jason Myers?
Aug 28, 2026
Turns out that Anthropic's AI model can't hold a candle to me when it comes to knowing the Mariners' history of testicular injuries.
Aug 19, 2026
There's a clarity that comes from losses as embarrassing as the one Seattle just suffered in Milwaukee.
Aug 14, 2026
When it comes to players accused of crimes, justice doesn't have all that much to do with the decisions NFL teams make.
Aug 5, 2026
Seattle might very well be ready to welcome Alex Rodriguez back this weekend. I'm not, though, and I kinda hope others feel the same way.
Aug 3, 2026
The Mariners remain so budget conscious they must rob Peter to pay Paul or -- in this case -- trade Castillo to create spending room.
Why did Seattle let Colt Emerson struggle for so freaking long?
Jun 4, 2025
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A hilarious quote from the Big Unit sent me down a rabbit hole to determine why he told a reporter he planned to bean any would-be burglars.
Jun 3, 2025
15 min read
I've always remembered the first time my stepfather visited my family's home. The meaning I've drawn from that memory, however, has changed dramatically over the years.
May 30, 2025
8 min read
Turns out there's a UW graduate who hates both the Ducks AND the Thunder with the same intensity I do. I'm embarrassed I didn't know about Dustin Nickerson sooner!
May 23, 2025
7 min read
Lou Piniella is not exactly underappreciated, but a book I recently read has me rethinking his importance to the Mariners.
KJR's new guy commits two unforced errors and follows it up with a C-minus apology.
May 19, 2025
6 min read
Minnesota isn't our last hope for keeping the Thunder from a championship. The T-Wolves and Anthony Edwards might, however, be our best hope.
May 15, 2025
4 min read
I realize this is a 'me' problem, but I find myself cringing as Russell Wilson introduces himself to the city where I live.
May 6, 2025
Rooting against the Oklahoma City Thunder is the gift that keeps on giving.
May 2, 2025
Seattle's approach to quarterback this offseason bears some striking resemblances to 2012. Just don't expect the rookie to wind up starting. At least not this year.
