Sep 21, 2026
The Dark Side's ability to choke out an opponent was on full display in the desert.
Sep 17, 2026
I'm putting a microscope over the final 5 minutes of NFL games this season to get a better understanding of end-game strategy.
Sep 16, 2026
Plus, the ratings are in for the Seahawks' season-opener, reminding me of why I don't think anyone should care about TV ratings
Sep 14, 2026
Jedd Fisch tried to make a statement at the end of his team's underwhelming performance and it almost bit him in the butt.
Sep 10, 2026
Do not taunt the End Zone of Destiny. Do not tempt fate in that particular corner of Seattle's stadium, either.
Sep 8, 2026
As football season begins, Seattle's baseball team looks like it can't wait for the season to end.
Sep 1, 2026
I have a theory that kickers are like milk: Once they've turned you've got to throw 'em out. So where do we stand with Jason Myers?
Aug 28, 2026
Turns out that Anthropic's AI model can't hold a candle to me when it comes to knowing the Mariners' history of testicular injuries.
Oct 20, 2025
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It's not technically a save situation, however, George Kirby will be on the mound in Game 7 tonight of a series where Seattle has been (surprisingly) outpitched by Toronto.
Oct 17, 2025
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Earlier this week, I kept my mouth shut about Seattle's sporting success for fear of jinxing it. A lot of good that did, huh?
Oct 10, 2025
The Mariners season is on the line Friday night against the best pitcher in the American League and I'm so sick in the head that I'm actually excited about this and the rest of the weekend.
Oct 7, 2025
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The quarterback sure looks good, but the Seahawks defense has a concerning tendency to cake its pants. Also: How has Seattle gone four weeks without even forcing a fumble?
Oct 6, 2025
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I know I should be tearing into the Seahawks defense given what happened Sunday, but between all the injuries and Julio's heroics, I'm finding it hard to be too critical.
Oct 3, 2025
Instead of paying a premium for that new-car smell at quarterback, the Seahawks and Bucs have found it more efficient to sign guys who've already been around the block.
Sep 29, 2025
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The defense has been absolutely great ... until the fourth quarter rolls around and as much as I hate searching for silver linings there was one in this UW defeat.
The quality of Seattle's defense is not surprising to me. The performance of starting quarterback Sam Darnold, however, has been better than expected.
Sep 24, 2025
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Before we get to Russell Wilson being benched in New York, I've got a confession to make about my actions during last night's Mariners game.
