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🚨 Maye Day, Maye Day 🚨

Sep 10, 2026

🚨 Maye Day, Maye Day 🚨

Do not taunt the End Zone of Destiny. Do not tempt fate in that particular corner of Seattle's stadium, either.

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At least look like you care

Sep 8, 2026

At least look like you care

As football season begins, Seattle's baseball team looks like it can't wait for the season to end.

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Does Jason Myers pass the sniff test?

Sep 1, 2026

Does Jason Myers pass the sniff test?

I have a theory that kickers are like milk: Once they've turned you've got to throw 'em out. So where do we stand with Jason Myers?

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A matter of balls and strikes

Aug 28, 2026

A matter of balls and strikes

Turns out that Anthropic's AI model can't hold a candle to me when it comes to knowing the Mariners' history of testicular injuries.

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Too ugly to ignore

Aug 19, 2026

Too ugly to ignore

There's a clarity that comes from losses as embarrassing as the one Seattle just suffered in Milwaukee.

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Law & Order: NFL

Aug 14, 2026

Law & Order: NFL

When it comes to players accused of crimes, justice doesn't have all that much to do with the decisions NFL teams make.

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A-Rod is not exactly the prodigal son

Aug 5, 2026

A-Rod is not exactly the prodigal son

Seattle might very well be ready to welcome Alex Rodriguez back this weekend. I'm not, though, and I kinda hope others feel the same way.

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The problem with the Luis Castillo deal

Aug 3, 2026

The problem with the Luis Castillo deal

The Mariners remain so budget conscious they must rob Peter to pay Paul or -- in this case -- trade Castillo to create spending room.

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Ghosts of QB's past

Sep 12, 2025

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Ghosts of QB's past

Russell Wilson is leading the NFL in passing yards while Geno Smith has been intercepted more often than anyone.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
An afterthought in New York

Sep 9, 2025

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An afterthought in New York

Russell Wilson wasn't blamed for the egg the Giants laid in their season-opener, but that's part of the problem: No one is expecting anything from him here.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
Hawksidental Ave.

Sep 8, 2025

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Hawksidental Ave.

Original insights into the Seattle Seahawks.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
Captain Hindsight reporting for duty

Sep 8, 2025

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Captain Hindsight reporting for duty

Upon further review, the Seattle Seahawks should have gone for it on fourth-and-1 instead of settling for a field goal.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
Bring it on baseball gods

Sep 5, 2025

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Bring it on baseball gods

You think 10 losses in the last 12 road games is gonna' break my spirit? My constitution has been steeled through decades of futility.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
A most definitive result

Sep 5, 2025

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A most definitive result

To be 'The Man' you gotta' beat 'The Man' and over the past three days in Houston, the Mariners clobbered the team that has won the division seven of the past eight seasons.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
Luis Suarez and his sorry excuse for an apology

Sep 5, 2025

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Luis Suarez and his sorry excuse for an apology

If you're going to say sorry, you should have the decency to say what you're apologizing for.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
The Greatest (online) Setting in College Football

Sep 5, 2025

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The Greatest (online) Setting in College Football

The Huskies

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
Only in New York

Aug 27, 2025

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Only in New York

I wouldn't ever tell anyone they 'should' wait 7 and a half hours for 'free' tickets. I will say that I'm glad I did, though, because it was a pretty unforgettable New York experience.

Danny ONeil
Danny ONeil
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DANNY O’NEIL

A veteran sports journalist and accidental radio host, I show founders, entrepreneurs and aspiring executives how to connect with an audience, building their personal brands and creating awareness of their expertise.

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